The Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA Cup Court Might Be The Worst Basketball Court These Eyes Have Ever Seen

The Minnesota Timberwolves' NBA Cup Court Might Be The Worst Basketball Court These Eyes Have Ever Seen

It’s NBA Cup Friday, and that means a new wave of specially designed courts across the league. The Minnesota Timberwolves revealed a neon-green floor for their home game against the Utah Jazz. Yet, it turned out more like a sickly shade of green than the bright tone they intended.

From some angles, it even resembles the color of Hi-C Ecto Cooler, creating a harsh and almost blinding effect. One observer noted that it looked unpleasant both on screens and in person, suggesting the visual discomfort wasn’t limited to camera filters or lighting.

"Really, it's more of a vomit green than a neon green."

Other teams also went with bold designs. The court in Washington, D.C., for example, is completely red — an intense sight that calls to mind Eastern Washington University’s football field, known as “The Inferno.”

"'The Inferno' is harsh on the pupils. It stings the retinas - and has a Kenny Rogers Roasters vibe to it."

The NBA Cup aims to inject some mid-season excitement and boost attention for regular games. While the concept succeeds in creating online buzz, the aesthetic choices aren’t winning over every fan. Many, like the author, find the bright and unusual court colors distracting rather than engaging.

Author’s Summary:

The NBA Cup’s flashy court designs may grab attention, but the Minnesota court’s neon-green look proves that not every experiment in style improves the game experience.

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Barstool Sports Barstool Sports — 2025-11-08